Luigi Pissquire @Luigi@piss.restaurant
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How I Defeated Fascism With the Power of Love
by Luigi
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Chapter 1: The Power of Love
The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love.
Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence
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You know those people who are like “I grew up in the city so I never learned how to drive.” I’m like that but for potty training.
[to the tune of Hellfire]
Elf choir
Small choir
Is singing a choral
when trent reznor said “everyone I know goes away in the end” i felt that
am I a “milf”.?
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Making an account called “Anarchist Hermione” and gaining more followers than Eugen instantly
I keep seeing people I’ve blocked/muted pop up on my TL and have been really confused but only just remembered that I’m on a new account
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If I do an epic pwn of citrüstwee now is that owning the libs
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brief alcohol mention
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I am sitting outside, it is very nice. I am also purposefully sitting downwind from my smoker I got going so I can get a nice seasoning on my flannel.
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We are all sisyphus and clout is our rock
God it’s just two drunk fucking waspy ass freshmen telling each other they love each other while sobbing!! Why the fuck is this a public event!! Go inside!!! Jesus!!!
I don’t fuckin CaRe AbOuT goddamned Liam or whatever Courtney!! Shut the fuck up and go to bed!!!!!
there’s this stupid fucking gaggle of undergrads who live across the street from me, they always come back on weekends at like 2am and without fail there’s always SOMEONE who spends AT LEAST an hour drunkenly sobbing or arguing on the street corner outside and it’s like pLeAsE at least do it in your dorm I want to sleep
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what if Rosario Dawson convinced Cory Booker to drop out and endorse Bernie Sanders. what then.
[Jacobin immediately sends me an interview invitation]
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fuck, i worded it wrong. should've been sparks joy. i'm an idiot
I don’t really know who Jack Kerouac is but I just want to say: more like Jack Carrotwhack.
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If you put "the Wilhelm Scream" in your film, you are also effectively putting me saying "that's the Wilhelm Scream" in your film
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