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Embracing anarchism and making all users on pr admins, and just walking away forever.

Costco? More like cuck co! Real men shop at BJ’S (double meaning!)

I'm glad that you'll have us in the Restaurant but the last time this many Smythes were in a restaurant together Applebee's banned us for life!

I don't care what our mixologist says, piss is a horrible mixer.

Just saw an ad for online culinary school, which feels extremely piss restraunt to me.

Legendary Apollo project programmer Margaret Hamilton, next to a printout of weirdo tech bro replies to her posts

@succupiss I don't agree with this. I think the piss restaurant workers should still have their independence... but if collective action could get that beer to my table faster I might not be opposed ;)

I actually do sorta miss restraunt life. I can't just get oysters whenever I want anymore.

*strolling into the dining room 6 hours late* so how was dinner service crew?

If I catch any of you washing your hands, I'm going to fire someone.

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the deep state

ok, this is epic