Still using thesaurus dot com like a true fuckin scholar

Sliding into my own DMs like "why am i doing this?"

Someone PLEASE tell me the ending of Please I don’t want to see it in movie theater without knowing

Do you have any idea how hard I had to work to inherit all this money?

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Just checking in on the piss restaurant, this is still a thing?

in a perfect world a elephant gun is a gun that shoots elephants

im about to piss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I catch any of you washing your hands, I'm going to fire someone.

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6 beers deep and the bathroom is still locked at the piss restaurant

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the deep state

ok, this is epic