So my one vice is kayaking by myself! Fucking divorce me just because I blow up an inflatable kayak, take it out to the lake once a week, and fantasize about every waitress I’ve ever encountered in my life? Cancel me just because a team of divers found my wedding ring and a couple used condoms at the bottom of the Pacific? I think that would be “cheating on” me.
Proud Father of Ms. Arkansas 2006
Student at the university of life!
Irishman, RePUBlican (get it?), and lover of #women around the world
ok, this is epic