I wrote this toot for a girl.

I say fuck you to my ex wife
But we don’t literally have sex
Damn it feels like a past life
And it wasn’t the best!
You know I’ve got these rhymes
But if only I, could have the time
Back I wasted...
Or at least give me back the money from our expensive engagement!

I don’t understand these words people are using to describe me. CIS? HET? LOSER? ASSHOLE? What do these things mean...

“Yippie Kay-Yay, Mother F$@&?r!”
-John McClane

I went fishing for no reason, just for the halibut. #funny #humor #jokes #qanon #comedy

Hot Girl Summer is causing global warming 🥵

1. Never legally marry an American woman
2. Never have children with an American woman
3. If you are married to an American woman, never buy a house so she cannot steal it from you in divorce!

@RealAlexJones Please Re-Toot! The Message This Country Needs To Hear Right Now!

Hello & Welcome to @RealAlexJones, and may I just say, sir, that you’ve amassed an impressive number of followers!

Beyoncé And Jay Z Are Married? I Thought They Were Just Good Friends...

Lets just say that my games are never done quick ;)

Kanye West should NOT have done that to Tayler Swift

is to talk to them about vintage car’s! Or maybe offer to get a beer

My response when girls thot with me online... Ok, ok, ok... So, why are you horny? No, I'm not gifting you $ through PayPal... Idc if you're bf isn't interested today. Why are you even texting me? Don't you have gfs for that? Tbh you're annoying. It normally goes on for weeks~ xD

BRING X BACK XXXTENTACION BACK FROMMTHE DEAD PLEASE

Bacon, eggs, and pineapple... the breakfast of Kings!

Those who we might be tempted to call “big leaguers” are living in an Orwellian (1984) future—- keeping their follows to themselves in a system reminiscent of the Soviet Union (see also: Chernobyl). However, those who are on team follow back fare no better—- as they live in Huxley’s “Brave New World” of information overload. If only there was a better way!

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the deep state

ok, this is epic