So my one vice is kayaking by myself! Fucking divorce me just because I blow up an inflatable kayak, take it out to the lake once a week, and fantasize about every waitress I’ve ever encountered in my life? Cancel me just because a team of divers found my wedding ring and a couple used condoms at the bottom of the Pacific? I think that would be “cheating on” me.
1. Never legally marry an American woman
2. Never have children with an American woman
3. If you are married to an American woman, never buy a house so she cannot steal it from you in divorce!
@RealAlexJones Please Re-Toot! The Message This Country Needs To Hear Right Now!
Proud Father of Ms. Arkansas 2006
Student at the university of life!
Irishman, RePUBlican (get it?), and lover of #women around the world
ok, this is epic