1. Never legally marry an American woman
2. Never have children with an American woman
3. If you are married to an American woman, never buy a house so she cannot steal it from you in divorce!
@RealAlexJones Please Re-Toot! The Message This Country Needs To Hear Right Now!
Hello & Welcome to @RealAlexJones, and may I just say, sir, that you’ve amassed an impressive number of followers!
#MyResponseWhenGirlsThotWithMeOnline is to talk to them about vintage car’s! Or maybe offer to get a beer
Let’s start a viral hashtag #MyResponseWhenGirlsThotWithMeOnline
Those who we might be tempted to call “big leaguers” are living in an Orwellian (1984) future—- keeping their follows to themselves in a system reminiscent of the Soviet Union (see also: Chernobyl). However, those who are on team follow back fare no better—- as they live in Huxley’s “Brave New World” of information overload. If only there was a better way!
Proud Father of Ms. Arkansas 2006
Student at the university of life!
Irishman, RePUBlican (get it?), and lover of #women around the world
ok, this is epic