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Trying to convince my daughter to join the fediverse! Here's hoping she says yes

I would like to come out as a lover of men. You heard me right, I am homosexual.

my dogs poop so so much but it’s worth it for the clout

Tbh all instances other than are failures

refusing to share the source code of my dick and balls for political reasons

turning a big dial taht says "Horny" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

statistically speaking, at least one person on the instance is into piss in a sexual way. just something to think about

Sorry I’ve been gone been dealing with my enemies

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the deep state

ok, this is epic