i'm the deep state's best girl, and also eve
Trying to convince my daughter to join the fediverse! Here's hoping she says yes
i love the fact that there are multiple instances
I am peeing.
I would like to come out as a lover of men. You heard me right, I am homosexual.
my dogs poop so so much but it’s worth it for the clout
#Jesus was a #hacker
Tbh all instances other than piss.restaurant are failures
@citrustwee (u w u) /) brohoof
/)(\ brony high five :3 ^ _^
refusing to share the source code of my dick and balls for political reasons
turning a big dial taht says "Horny" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
statistically speaking, at least one person on the piss.restaurant instance is into piss in a sexual way. just something to think about
@citrustwee No I was too busy banging both of their wife’s
Sorry I’ve been gone been dealing with my enemies
ok, this is epic