have you guys ever seen how pretty girls are because holy shit fuck god fuck fuck god damn it shit fuck god oh god please help me

6 steps of seperation from kevin bacon but for polycules

i have it on my server, ive just,, not touched it out of fear

"im mad that you're saying yeehaw, not because you're saying it, but because im not"

@ida

mama mia we need to order in more authentic piss from Italy, just like my nona used to pee god rest her soul!

aw fuck i burnt the pee sause for the spagetti

@ida me, smashing on the 300th confirm button they make you press to suspend an instance:

anyone who can't see the piss.restaurant local tl is missing out

The carpet at the piss restaurant is wet and squelches under your feet.

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the deep state

ok, this is epic