Yo it’s bad ideas hour!!!! Gimme bad ideas!!

Let’s get @wilw on piss.restaurant!

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How I Defeated Fascism With the Power of Love

by Luigi


Chapter 1: The Power of Love

The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love.

Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

Organising to fight crime and achieve World Piss

Might fuck around and fall apart, if that’s okay.

I AM going to run this into the ground
You CANNOT stop me

Please write me some piss restaurant fiction in 10 words or less. I’ll start:

Deep Frying Oil is Piss. Drinks are Piss. Everything Piss.

In the parking lot, fully dry, about to start my shift

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100% non-GMO piss, straight from the horse’s mouth

Little piss, little piss, little piss
Can’t be wrong

The real piss was inside us all along

No one take this unless you’re gonna build the most NSFW instance the world has ever seen

If you get fired from your job for dining at piss.restaurant, don’t worry. We’re always hiring.

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Still absolutely disgusted by this colour scheme, it’s great

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the deep state

ok, this is epic