kew @kew@piss.restaurant

give me some shit to look at while i pass out https://tellonym.me/kew420

sentient eco-locatia :: missive :: 1.000

www.are.na/cool-s/sel

A Ctcheglovian Cult of re-inter-ex-urbanization built sel for the millions of climate refugees that swarm the Great American Tropical Desolation, and per the dictates of the complex religious ritual of the Archi-Biological Process, it was time for sel to be left behind, and the Neo-Hacienda unfolded itself without them across the boundless jungles and swamps of the boiled over Earth.

Yet they lived. And they wanted to understand. And they federated backwards into the past to post shit

This was featured in a photo essay book about the history if punk rock in Arkansas.

my family had a cookout and i looked gay

blasting a shit out my ass on this fine Saturday evening

@kew my position on logic is without any exaggeration that he is the most punchable dude on the planet

@kew 3 course meal of piss

hot take: high school football serves the same function for the institution of the American military as student government does for the American democratic system, perhaps especially for students/subjects who will never engage with any of the above

i didnt mod my psp. i didnt emulate on my psp. i didnt put custom firmware anywhere near my psp. Ive never done anything weird with my psp. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)

You fool, you utter imbecile, didn't you realize getting kicked in the dick was my plan from the start???

Fediverse, hearken unto me. I have a mighty need, and only you can help.

I require articles about things millennials have killed or are killing. As many as you can bring me. Major things or insignificant. Cold takes or hot. Moderately or extremely stupid. Personal or statistical. Everything you've got, as long as you can provide a link to the source.

I wish to admire our handiwork, and the angst it has inspired. I crave this as one lost in the desert craves drink.

Boosts welcome.

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