@maitre_d you know, it's unconventional, but i can't say the michelin stars are undeserved
our first big opening weekend! i hope nothing goes wrong, like a complete and total absence of #piss.
@maitre_d rolls of miniature urinal mints are available at the register to support the local lions club
when you receive your jacket back from our coat check, reach into the pocket for a little surprise. 😉
what's the surprise? why, it's a tasty mint! yum! 🍬
what? did you think we pee in your pocket? huh? is that what you thought? we're not monsters you know. 😤
hmm? oh yeah the mint is absolutely piss flavored. yeah. 100% whizz mint. it's called branding, sweaty.
my name is Jereméi. please let me know if i can get you anything.
also, i cannot recommend the wine pairing strongly enough. enjoy your meal.
ok, this is epic