cant stop thinking about "mr p scotek". it's fuckin sending me, dude. its so fucking funny

One time I was pub crawling with the boys and we stopped at a Red Lobster. That's it that's the whole story

there seems to be a strange leak coming from the floor above, and a noticeable bulge in the ceiling. this venue has such a gritty, authentic ambiance...

heartened to see that this establishment has scored a food hygiene rating of five out of a possible five... my mind is completely at rest on the subject

the soup of the day has a very distinctive flavour... a little thin perhaps

i have arrived at piss dot restaurant. i am terrified

the deep state

ok, this is epic